Neeeeeeeeext!

PP,

I can't believe you're chatting and fb befriending a short guy after your comment on Office Gym Guy aka OG-Squared.

Let me refresh your memory from an office messenger communication we had a few days ago:

DR
dude from gym next to me

PP:
i know

DR:
WAHAHA

PP:
he is SO not hot
And he is SO short
it's official

DR:
do you have any gum?

Yahaaaaaan? what's the delio there PP? One rule for me and another for you I see?

and what are you on about you need an APPLE? Wasn't Chief apple enough for you? You can't get more ginger than him... even Tesco said so, by putting a sticker with the word "Chief" on their reddest apples. It's time to move on... i'd recommend bananas.

Stop working so hard or else, there is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to a few friends. If you do not have few friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

DR xx